Tuesday, 24 January 2017

"It must be very depressing listening to metal all the time" / 10 pop tracks that give me boners




If I would get a dollar every time I heard the phrase - "It must be very depressing listening to metal all the time, do you listen to any type of 'REAL' music?", I would be pretty much the same man but with a few more bucks up my pocket. Yes, I'm a metalhead. Yes, I'm tattooed. Yes, little kids and elderly people tend to get scared of me. No, I'm not depressed. No, I'm not suicidal. No, I'm not evil. No, I don't sacrifice newborn babies to Satan. In fact I'm a very nice person once you get to know me, and I do listen to other types of music besides metal, even pop, now and then.

Listed below are 10 pop tracks that gave me music boners.


Björk - Hidden Place


Björk is weird but also creative, I dig her art.




Frank Sinatra - New York, New York


This one is a classic. Sinatra along with Santa Claus from the Coca-Cola commercials has become almost a synonym for my annual Yule celebrations.




Nine Inch Nails - Closer


This is pants-down one of the best songs to have sex to. Put the video on your wide-screen, tell your partner to get on her knees and elbows, stick her ass up, fuck her from the behind while you're both watching the amazing video this song has.





Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love


Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas motherfucker!





Portishead - Roads


What?! Trip hop isn't pop?! Do I look like I give two shits?! This one is really good, especially the live version.



Robbie Williams - The Road To Mandalay


Just a simple yet a very nice song from an ex boyband member.




The Animals - The House Of Rising Sun


The track got pretty popular once again around 2008 when the TV show Sons of Anarchy was aired along with its interpretation of the original song as a part of the soundtrack. Although I dig most of The White Buffalo's songs I do prefer the original version over the cover.




David Bowie - Space Oddity 


It sucked big time when I heard that the legend died last year. Rest in power Mr. Bowie, you'll be missed!


Here's a transcript of a space transmission between an astronaut and a control centre that is presented as a song. Genius!




Action Bronson - Easy Rider


One of my favourite rappers of the new age. Action Bronson doesn't limit his lyrics to just hoes, rims, grills, moolah and drugs. Mark my words, when they'll be talking about rap in the near future, he will be remembered just as Eminem once was. 





Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice


DANCING CHRISTOPHER MOTHERFUCKING WALKEN, PERIOD!


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